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Top 5 Animated Films

There are few things that make me happier than watching a well written animated film– some people may call me childish for it, but I honestly believe sometimes they’re more compelling than the other films you can stumble across when you’re looking for a good movie. I’ve decided to post the top 5 of bated-breath.net’s favourite Animated Films.

All lists are subjective, and this one is in no way concrete, as new movies come out every year and some will wiggle in when you’re least expecting it. I may get scoffs from people who find some of my choices to be ‘too recent’ and that ‘classic films’ are better, but I’m talking about replay value here– something I can watch over and over, without getting bored– and how it resonates with me as a person.

5. An American Tail

One of the first movies I ever fell in love with, and still resonates with me today– I don’t know why, I was never really separated from my family or anything like that– but somehow it manages to creep into me and make me happy in ways I can’t explain. It has some of my random favourite songs of any animated film like it, and it’s one of those films where the songs don’t seem forced into it. For some reason, it seems like every animated film feels the need to shove dozens of songs in for kids to relate to, but honestly I just find that as time passes they don’t stand up to the test of time, whereas with An American Tail, it totally does.

Something about following adorable little Fievel through his journey to locate his parents rekindles some kind of childishness in me where I just want to sing along with each song and cry at each sad part. It was my favourite movie as a child and still settles well within the top 5 animated today.

4. The Little Mermaid

This proves to anyone who questions it that I am, undeniably, a girl. For some reason this ends up being a lot of girl’s favourites– I don’t really dig the look of Eric, but somehow I still fell in love with him, and I wanted to be Ariel with her long, flowing red hair and her beautiful floatiness in the water (true story: I used to sing to myself and swim around in our pool at home pretending I was Ariel– if you tell anyone, I’ll hurt you.) The story itself is a bit whacked out and far removed from the actual fairy tail, but somehow the whole fantastical underwater scene, and even the music, drew me in, and it was one of the last Disney Animated Films I actually enjoyed before they fell into the dark years of badness.

3. Anastasia

Heart don’t fail me now, courage don’t desert me, don’t turn back now that we’re here~
Yes, I may be insane over this movie just a touch, but in the past few years its seen less replay with me than it used to– but, that doesn’t detract from the fact that the movie is one of my all-time favourites, and is another non-Disney title that just tugs at me in ways I can’t explain. I know all the songs by heart, even the ‘bad’ ones, and I absolutely adore everyone in this movie. Besides, you put John Cusack in the role of the love interest when he looks that cute? I’m all over it in a heartbeat. This movie had it all. <3

2. Tangled

Not only does Tangled boast two of the most amusing animal sidekick types ever, as well as a relatively strong and funny female lead, but it also has the hottest Disney ‘Prince’ (even though he’s not a prince… yet) ever.

Even without Flynn, this movie managed to rekindle my love for what Disney used to stand for– humour that even adults could love mixed in with a child’s film so the whole family could actually enjoy it. It didn’t feel pandering or anything of the like, and though the songs, as always, felt a bit over the top and forced, it still managed to get some of them stuck in my head. Also, Pascal and Maximus win for the best Disney Sidekicks ever– sorry Abu, you tried.

1. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

There hasn’t been an animated movie in the last ten years that has made itself more rewatchable to me than CLoudy with a Chance of Meatballs. There’s something about it that is both funny and endearing and it somehow makes me feel at home. The humour is intelligent enough for adults to enjoy it, while still being appeasing to children. I have watched it more than a dozen times in the last three years and haven’t gotten bored of it yet. Between the dialogue between Sam and Flint, as well as his father’s crazy eyebrows, and Steve (Neil Patrick Harris, anyone?) being a dork, I can’t believe how anyone could really dislike this film, especially considering it wasn’t even really taking after the book it was ‘based’ on.

I know there are a lot of animated movies out there, and some of you might think I’m insane for this one being my top, but any movie that has a replay value like this one ends up being in my top 5, hands down, and this one took the top gracefully with its ability to be funny even after you know the jokes are coming. Good show, yeah?

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This is as definitive as it gets for bated-breath.net and its animated film choices, and I doubt even if it were anyone but just me that it would change. I have final vote, and this is just… the list, boys and girls. Anything you’d add? Anything you think shouldn’t be up there? Feel free to comment and I’ll try to reply in kind. <3 <3

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Top 10 Hottest Actors

This is a continuation of a previous post (Top Ten Hottest Actresses), at the behest of Haley, I’ve decided to write a Top 10 Hottest Actors list– she thought it would be interesting to see what I applied to hotness in actors as opposed to actresses, and see if we again, agree a bit on who’s on top.

At the end of this post I will be posting honourable mentions for both Actors and Actresses, as I forgot to do so for the latter in its own post– that being said, I suppose we should move on to the list itself, non?

Gerard Butler

10. It goes without saying (well, to most) that accents are one of my biggest selling points for people sometimes. A good accent can make up for just about any character flaw (within reason), and definitely can override flaws in appearance, considering they’re all pretty superficial anyway, and Gerard Butler has one of the sexiest accents this side of the Atlantic– Scottish accents just do it for me, and I can’t help that, but beyond that, the man is gorgeous in that ruggedly handsome sort of way that screams ‘I’m kind of a bad boy’.
That being said, beyond just the looks, he can be a complete nerd and has a sense of humour that is startling in some cases– I watched a video of him on youtube joking around about how late he was sometimes and just being funny– any man who doesn’t take himself too damn seriously will always end up on my list, and in that case, in 10th spot.
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Top 10 Hottest Actresses.

Let me preface this by saying that hot is subjective, and beyond that, I find substance and intelligence hot, as well as knowing how to carry yourself, so it’s likely that some of these names or faces won’t scream out at people in the way of “I’m a gorgeous little bimbo!” but they should at least speak to people on the level of “She has more than just one thing going for her.”

That being said, bated-breath.net is proud to present its favourite/hottest Actresses!

Monica Bellucci

10. Very few women have managed to capture me in the way that Monica Bellucci has been able to– she manages to be graceful and elegant in any role she’s in, and I particularly liked her in Brotherhood of the Wolf , she was amazing and beautiful and through everything I found myself completely enamored with her.
For some reason it seems like she doesn’t get nearly enough credit as she should– I absolutely adore her and that’s apparent enough by her appearance on my list. Though she may be lacking in current roles, the question here isn’t about her ability to be current, but her ability to be timeless and gorgeous. She has the whole package– poise, intelligence, and style, all wrapped up in beauty. That is why she’s number 10 on my hottest actresses list, and why I feel you should check out more of what she has to offer.
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